Natives of all signs should be careful to avoid sarcasm or other forms of potentially offensive discourse, especially around people of authority. .
Natives of Aries should be careful to avoid mouthing off to people with whom they have a checkered history, even if that person is below them in the ranks. Natives of this sign often mistreat the little guy and get away with it, and some people are just waiting for a child of Aries to slip up so that they can make a big deal out of it.
Taureans are advised to look up before saying something smart. Natives of this sign tend to get very involved in their work, and sometimes don't bother to take the time to see who they are addressing, but on this particular day it might be advantageous to consider audience.
Natives of Gemini should try to watch their mouths today. Because Gemini is one of the more social signs, its natives are generally some of the most likely to let their mouths get them into trouble, but today they are likely to feel particularly clever, and so will be particularly at risk of saying the right thing to the wrong person.
Young Cancerians should be sure to respect their elders today, at least while their elders are around. Older Cancerians should also probably be careful of who is around, as even if a quip goes over the heads of the little ones, jokes made at their expense will not likely go over will with other adults.
Leos are advised to loosen up on their expectations of others while holding themselves to a certain standard as well. Children of this sign tend to try to put it on themselves to keep others in line while considering themselves to be above the laws they write, and neither of these actions are wise today.
Virgoans should consider keeping the door closed today. Natives of this sign are not particularly social, and today is likely to be particularly obnoxious for them, and the Virgoan who deals with this for themselves is only likely to find trouble.
Librans should try to keep the peace when necessary, but should also not jump in as early as they might usually like to. While some natives of other signs are likely to get on each other's nerves and cause problems, for the most part people are just having fun and blowing off steam.
Natives of Scorpio should bite back when they have to, but try to bite their tongues until then. Natives of other signs are likely feeling rather cheeky today, and this should not be mistaken for an attack. If it proves to be an attack however, attack back.
Sagittarians may want to spend some time alone today. Sagittarians always enjoy time alone, but chances are they will find other people to be particularly obnoxious today, and unlike the natives of many other signs, Sagittarians are not likely to want to play that game.
Natives of Capricorn should follow their instincts today. Natives of this sign are seldom afraid to argue for what they believe, but are also cautious enough to know what not to say and to whom. In short, the Capricorn that allows influence from Gemini without getting carried away by it will have a good day.
Today should be another good day for Aquarians to find competitive conversation as long as they don't take things too seriously. Natives of this sign often enjoy argument, and are likely to find a worthy adversary today, as long as they can keep themselves from getting carried away.
Children of Pisces should not be afraid to engage in conversation just because people are feeling snarky. Children of this sign have a good understanding of others and a firm intuition that they usually use for good. Today they can use it for lawful evil instead.