Health Horoscope 2021 Pisces
You’ve known for a long time that you could do things better in your life, Pisces. We’re not talking about making more money or being better at Animal Crossing. No, you’ve known that you could be stronger, faster, able to do more, and just all-around healthier. 2021 is the time where you’re going to truly aspire to those goals for your health and fitness. This is the moment in the superhero movie where you see a training montage. This is the time that you’re going to put yourself through some serious paces. Read on for a pattern for the year to watch out for.
That treadmill in your basement needs to get used for more than hanging laundry, Pisces. Guess what your mission the first week of January 2021 is? No, not just to use that poor machine. If you find you can’t make yourself use it, get rid of it. Get yourself doing some sort of physical activity that makes sense for you, something that you can return to day in day out with minimal convincing. You are going to start getting more active in any way, all the time. Walk-in your neighborhood. Do five squats before you go to bed. Lift some heavy boxes. It truly doesn’t matter, but your body has been aching for some movement and activity and it’s getting, frankly, bored. Don’t deprive it.
There’s probably one activity that you really dread, perhaps even are afraid of. That’s your mission for March. Get yourself to a gym, a dojo, wherever it normally lives, and do the crap out of it. Basically, by the middle of March 2021, we want you to absolutely fill your calendar with movement. It doesn’t have to be Olympic levels of activity, but you’re going to turn yourself into a dynamo. A whirling dervish of continual motion. “Where will I find the time for this?”, - we hear you ask. You’ll find it, don’t worry. Turns out when you cut out TV and the deadweight people in your life, there’s a lot of space in the calendar that appears.
Lest you think you’re going to be exhausted all year, June is reserved for relaxation. Yes, we still want you exercising, but this is the perfect time for a bit more self-reflection and pause. Ever done yoga? Whether you have or haven’t, this is the perfect time for more of it. Get yourself a quiet space and force a bit of calm in your life. By the end of the summer, you should have a slower resting heart rate and a healthier disposition. Take the time at this point to also count all the blessings you have in your life. This isn’t to force you into a guilt trip. Studies have shown that people coming from a place of gratitude live a longer life than those who don’t. So you’re doing it for your well being and longevity.
When December comes, Pisces, you’re going to look back over the year 2021 and not recognize the person you used to be. You will be truly transformed. In fact, we’ll say that you’ll have assumed your ‘real’ form at that point. The chrysalis will have opened and you’ll emerge brighter and beautiful. Embrace this and love yourself. You’ll be stronger, faster, and - yes - even more gorgeous than ever, bringing Pisces fishy realness to the ball. We know that’s mixing the metaphors of superhero movies and RuPaul’s Drag Race, but they’re not that dissimilar if you think about it. Go forth and be super.