Horse and Monkey compatibility horoscope

Horse and Monkey compatibility horoscope
Consulting the Chinese zodiac is very helpful to relationships. Your Chinese sign can tell you a lot about whether you and your love will have good chemistry, and the kinds of compromises you will need to make if you want a long-term, steady relationship.

As you are a Horse, you are good with money, but have trouble handling details when it comes to anything else. You have big dreams and gallop after them with passion and intensity, but can get distracted by other opportunities and don't always see things through to the finish. You wear your heart on your sleeve, and so can sometimes get burned in relationships. On the other hand, since you tend to be flighty-throwing yourself at a woman one moment and losing interest the next-you are just as likely to break hearts as have yours broken. Of course, you have nothing but good intentions, but if you're honest with yourself you do tend to get swept away by the romance of it all without really thinking of consequences. You are willing to work hard and commit when something really matters to you, however, and if a Monkey has charmed you, you are likely working hard to get her!

Monkeys are cunning and quick-witted. They are usually pursuing one money-making scheme or another, and with female monkeys this may take the form of wrapping men around her little finger. Monkeys know they have sex appeal, and a female Monkey might just be on the lookout for a rich man. Since Monkeys can be cunning and manipulative, they can seduce whomever they please for their own ends. Monkeys are endlessly creative and intelligent, but they love tricks and games! Monkeys throw themselves into love passionately, but tend to fall out of love just as easily.

Horses and Monkeys don't tend to have much luck together. No matter how much you romance your Monkey (and she will enjoy it!) she isn't likely to trust you; tricksters don't trust anyone! Even if your Monkey is madly in love with you and is not just manipulating you for some scheme of hers, you both tend to lose interest in lovers fairly quickly. You may have some wonderful passion both in and out of the bedroom, but without some serious compromise and commitment from both of you, the relationship is likely to fizzle as you both get bored and move on to other things.

If you are older, you may have a greater chance at a successful relationship. Both Horses and Monkeys are more inclined to commit themselves to one partner as they get older and leave the impulsiveness of youth behind. You will each have more self-control, and be less likely to stray out of boredom than you were in your youth. You are both social creatures, and are likely to enjoy socializing together, no matter what stage of life you are in. Horses and Monkeys can make great friends, but it takes work for them to settle down and make a home together.

Horse girl 2015-06-09 10:05:10
I love my monkey but it looks like the odds are not in my favor. after reading how they don't last long, I can't help to think how long were going to last.

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Aaron 2015-04-17 06:00:21
36 year old earth horse fella here celebrating 10 years with my metal monkey lady. It took a lot of work and patience for the first 5-6 years, but now we're an unstoppable team.

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Horse girl 2015-03-14 11:07:02
Pamper the Horses ego and he is all yours. That's all the Monkey needs to do...When your Horse guys lack of confidence pops up, which is rare, be as sensitive as possible. Hug your Horse dude, or comfort him... done, he is yours forever.

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Eliza 2014-12-12 05:46:31
I'm a younger monkey female and my older Horse man is seriously the best! I'm not sure about this description. We work well together and have had no problems so far! These signs are more compatible than they first seem.  :)

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Monkey in wisconsin 2014-10-03 19:50:17
my horse was a horses ass! Im a monkey and after a few years in marriage he was a mean jerk and gone all the time and always finding fault and I was a hot monkey. He was lazy and selfish and greedy and never romanced me and now that I divorced him he married another monkey right a way so good luck to those two idiots. he even cheated on her with me ! because she messed with my husband I asa monkey decided to mess with her boyfriend..... have him.. he s*cks.

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Vonne 2014-09-28 11:44:00
I love my horse man!

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