Monkey and Pig compatibility horoscope


Monkey and Pig compatibility horoscope
 
If you are wondering what the Chinese zodiac has to say about your relationship potential, you are not alone. Many people consult their Chinese horoscope signs to predict their compatibility with their lovers, and to see whether they will have a prosperous union or a struggle ahead. If you are a Monkey, you likely have a string of failed relationships behind you and the zodiac can help you find out why.

Monkeys are tricksters. You use your charm and crafty intelligence to win people of both sexes over in a heartbeat. This makes you a fantastic salesman, and you are especially good at selling yourself! You never have trouble finding a woman, but you may have realized that you have trouble keeping them. This is because you have a somewhat short attention span. You love a challenge, but once a woman or job has been won, the challenge fades and you find it hard to put in an effort. As you try less to keep relationships going, you'll find yourself resorting to tricks and charm more and more often to convince your partner to stay, even if you're finding your eye wandering to other women. Eventually women get tired of the tricks and excuses.

When you find someone who truly captures your heart, you will work hard to please her. The secret lays is being very honest with yourself about your feelings. You often feel like this new relationship is "the one" but find quickly that you were wrong. Dig deeper to find your true feelings and your chance at true love will improve.

A Pig is an easy conquest for you. Pigs are na?ve and gullible; willing to trust the world. It is so easy for you to use your charms and cunning to seduce a Pig, and she will fall in love with you quickly. As gullible as Pigs are, however, she will see the way you manipulate others and be offended by your lack of scruples. Pigs would never think to do anything dishonest, as they are the most upright and honest people. You will likely get bored with how easy it is to fool a Pig, and have very little respect for her because of her naivet?.

This relationship is not the best combination, and not likely to last long. You will be confused as to why your Pig needs to be so honest all the time, and she will be horrified at the times when you bend the truth. If you are determined to make it work with a Pig, compromise will be needed on both sides, but you have the fact that Pigs do not hold grudges in your favor. A Pig is likely to forgive you for your small transgressions. Pigs work hard and have tremendous endurance, so a Pig will help you see your projects through until the end. You should welcome this help, because it balances out your short attention span.

The truth is that you are just not all that compatible with a Pig, but consistent compromises on both sides could produce a stable union.

 
piglovmonkey 2016-03-22 12:36:27
Pig challenges monkey heart win, cause monkey respect pig from worse to worse.
Nothing is worse, others made situation worse for them. Because behindbefore the worse they already made their good campatability goal.
And winners is always go back to home after win. So 2016 is monkey year and this is goodgood best To prove goal achieve <3 pig/monkey compatibility.

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EviLMonkey 2016-12-07 11:01:20
Psh! YOU SAY CHALLENGE? To be honest female pigs are not worth of challenge. For some reason, female pigs are ugly and sluts! Not worth of winning. However, female snakes are more worth of winning. They more hot, fun and smart. Unlike pigs. Yuk, fucking disgusting!

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! 2016-12-26 16:22:09
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Psh! YOU SAY CHALLENGE? To be honest female pigs are not worth of challenge. For some reason, female pigs are ugly and sluts! Not worth of winning. However, female snakes are more worth of winning. They more hot, fun and smart. Unlike pigs. Yuk, fucking disgusting!


you need to get over it and calm the fuck down.

Just cause you have bad days with certain ppl who are born under pig signs,dont assume we`re all like that. Maybe you met a pig lady who could play your own game better than you did and hurt you,cause u seem pretty upset about it and made you act this way.Whatever reason it was, let it go.Why are you bring the snakes into this?

Ive met nasty,disgusting,cheaters,fake ass bitches,bitter,jealous,cowards,bad losers and liar monkeys too, but it doesnt mean theyre all the same cause ive also met the nice,sweet and good friends from this signs too and i love them.


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! 2016-12-26 16:08:00
Calm the fuck down.Get your shit together,Evilmonkey.

Just because you met someone (who was born in pig year) you dont like or probably someone who played your own game better than you do,dumped your ass or hurt you, doesnt mean all female pigs are the same.Btw,whatever it was,move on and get over it. Why are you bringing snakes into this?

Ive met nasty,bitter,jealous, disgusting,fake ass bitches,disloyal,vain,cowards,bad losers,cheaters and liar monkeys too, but i dont go around and think that about all ppl who were born under monkeys year cause ive also met sweet,nice,loyal and great friends who are born in monkey year.

Just cause you have bad days with certain ppl who were born under these signs, dont assume or think that theyre all like that.

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! 2016-12-26 11:29:23
Calm the fuck down.
Just cause u've met female pigs who probably played ur games better than u or hurt u,doesnt mean heyre all same. Ive met disgusting,cheaters and fake monkey ppl too,but i also have monkey friends who are sweet,nice and great friends. Just cause u have bad days with some female pigs,dont assume theyre all the same.

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! 2016-12-26 11:19:48
Calm the fuck down. Just cause uve met some female pigs you didnt like or probably played your own games better than you and hurt you,doesnt mean all female pigs are like that. whatever reason it was,dont think all pig signs are the same. Why are you trying to bring snakes into this and compare them with female pigs? Seems like aa female pig really hurt u that bad to make you feel this way. Move on.

Ive met two different types of female monkeys too,the disgusting,cheater,liars,fake ass bitches/ ugly jealous female monkeys,but ive also met the ones who are really nice,sweet and great friends.

Just cause you've had bad days with some females pigs,dont assume and think that all female pig signs are same.

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2016-02-24 03:22:03
The monkey and the pig are both fixed signs. And their mentality are positive.

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2016-02-18 22:12:13
Monkey is very cute I like the Cancerian very sweet

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Xyz 2015-05-13 12:16:10
Its really true ...nw planning to seperate wz my husband !!q

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Pig and monkey life 2015-05-02 17:08:03
Very accurate

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Xxx 2015-02-17 16:00:20
Actually what u said was really true.. It happened to me and my husband..

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